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Post by lunatic on May 22, 2013 7:40:21 GMT
I think it's a bit much to post ALL funny things I know, but I will start with the lame jokes I know that involve a doctor, I hope my translatingskills won't let me down. So this guy comes to the doctor and he says: "Hey doc, I have a problem. My wife, you know, she thinks she is a piano." To which the doctor responds: "Well then why are you here, I think I should talk to her about that." Guy: "Do you have any idea how much it will cost, to transport the piano to here?!?" padumtchingThis Women comes to the doctor and she says: "Doctor I have a problem. If I press here it hurts" *women touching her knee* "If I press here it hurts" *women touching her thy* "and even if I press here it hurts?" *women touching her shoulder* "what could it be doctor?" The doctor stays very calm and responds: "I think it is a broken finger" padumtchingSo this guy strumbles into the doctor's office and yells in panic: "Doctor Doctor, Help me! I think there is something wrong with my eyes. The Barber responds: "I think you're right about that" padumtchingOk more will follow but I have to get back to my homework now.
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